My friend Troy saw this horrible little thing and was so struck by its ugliness that he just bought it! Can you imagine giving this to a child?? You'd give them nightmares for life. And it's not just ugly, but it's also a little...sinister. Bridget won't go near the thing.

Up close and personal. I think it may be possessed...

AAAAAIIIGGGHGHGHGHHH!!!!

Barry and Troy look on, trying to figure out what the designer of this doll was thinking...

In their efforts to understand the doll, they emulate its facial expression...

...and fail miserably, resorting instead to more goofy faces.